I believe that everyone in some part of their lifes will come about a certain state of affairs where you dislike someone even though you barely know that person, and this fellow don't even know about your existence.
But why you hate him/her? Well, because he/she STICKS around with the one you love too often!!!
What's the meaning of STICKS? They probably
What's the meaning of STICKS? They probably
- study in the same class
- work in the same office
- join the same club
- discuss a lot of stupid things(to them is some funny things) on facebook and keep commenting and liking each others posts on facebook where there is not even one inch for you to fit in.
- go to trips together
- live under the same roof(condo or apartment) and bla bla bla...
I believe one or two reasons up there is enough for you to curse this fellow to hell!!
And~~what's next? WHAT?! There's no NEXT?!
Because you want to be Mr. Nice Guy/Girl, you studied morale, you don't do bad things
(yeah,right .......)
Come on~!! I think u watch too much drama, there's no such thing as Mr Nice Guy/Girl wins!
can u really swallow such a FRUS?!! let's face it!
This just does not apply to the world these days.
This is a competitive world. You have to compete for everything and anything you want!!
It just like numerous predators hunt for one prey. They do everything to achieve what they want. According to Darwin's theory of evolution, this is survival of the fittest. And we human as the greatest species, we should and must do better than the "kam sao"(animal)!!
Alright, enough crap. Now here is the point.
1. Talk with your lover more often, and try your best to reach to certain deep talking instead of talking crap like joke and weather and all that.
One easy way to reach there is by asking, and you be the listener. Ask her how's her life recently, how's the works/studies, how's her friends. When it comes to friends, guide her to talk about your rival. Talk about his attitude, this is the most important thing. What you don't do is critic his attitude!! You should relax and joke around with his things. How this works is, you make your lover feel that your rival is a joker, not one with great sense of humour, but one who keep doing stupid things and is someone that is immature.
2. Time to do some connections now.
Get closed to your lover's friends. Chat with them and "accidentally", talk about your rival. See what is their response. If they have a good impression towards him, talk some bad things about him!! This is simple, by just telling them this fellow is a sex maniac, keeps a lot of ham dai(porn) in his computer, even in a specified hard disk. I can assure you, most of the women will have an immediate gross feeling towards this guy. Anyway, do notice that you must tell them that this is what you heard from others, and beg them HARDLY not to tell anyone this thing!! Don't ever look down at the power of friendship, you can rest assure that they will definitely deliver your message nicely to your lover!!
3.Time to take some drastic moves.
Try to get in touch with some of your hacker buddies and hack tis fellow's account either his/her facebook or email. Yeah, that's right! HACK IT! :) After that, you will have a whole lots of evil schemes to choose from, muahahaha..you can post some nude pictures and better if there are porn videos or links on his/her profile, post some nasty comments or messages, flirt around with other girls/boys ( i think i will leave this to you aite? i'm sure u will come up with ideas better than this ).. Next, this is the crucial move, after things happened, make sure that u look like u are the last person to know... and it's time for u to put on your poker face! act like you are innocent and remember to add in the "keng dim"(golden) phrases : " i can't believe he/she is that kind of person.. tsk..tsk.." " i hope you are alright, next time, don't trust ppl that easily."
4. Start some psychological games with the "Kam Sao" (animal)
When you are alone with your rival, just admit that you did everything. At this moment, your rival will definitely be furious, to add salt to the wound, tell friends that he's trying to accuse u and your acting skills come into play again..if you could just shed a few drops of tears, tat would be PERFECT!!! i believe you now understand how important is acting in our lifes..
as the saying goes " life is a stage, and we are all actors"- SHAKESPEARE (hmm.. even SHAKESPEARE concorded with our theory!)
That's all dear readers! GOOD LUCK at "Cam Cui+ing"!!! Remember to comment if you succeeded! we wish you a long happy and sweet live with your beloved other-half!!
Take care,
Jimmy and West
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