How To Attract A Man's Attention?

Hey dear readers! Do you guys come across some "wow, that girl is really attractive when she does that" moments? well, this post is all about the top 10 body languages/postures that attract a man's attention! After reading this post, girls, you'll master the techniques to dumbfound your man...



10th Place :

Girl with full lips!

Guys think that this is really hot! It makes girls look sexy and their lips more kissable! Besides, soft healthy pink lips usually draw attention!

Another amazing fact is that making your lips look fuller actually makes you look YOUNGER than your actual age!
According a study carried out on 226 womans from the Netherlands and 235 womans from United Kingdom, there is a profound relation on how young a woman look, and the state of their lips.

Tips :
Pick up an old toothbrush, lightly scrub over your lips to brush off the dead skin.
 Apply a bit of lip balm to your lips. Leave this on them for a few minutes.



9th place :

Girl Biting Her Lower Lips!

When a girl does this, it really turns a man on!
However, guys, not everything is related to sex! There are a few meanings when a girl bit her lips :

• Nervous

• Concentrating ( if she's busy with something )

• Flirting ( if she does it in the middle of a conversation, it means that she wants you! )

8th Place :

 Girl licking her lips!

When a girl licks her lips, it draws attention to a girl's secondary sexual feature--- her lips! It makes her lips look luscious~
Besides, it is also a good indicator that she's interested in you!

Tips :
Girls, your eyes play a big role here, your eyes should look enticing/seducing, a wink should also do the trick! Please dont look like you're in pain! because it might backlashes on you!

7th Place :

Girl Biting Her Finger

When a girl does this, it gives the girl that innocent look and yet sexy at the same time! And this, makes a man horny!  ;-)

Okay, enough of  the "Horny" part.
6th Place :

Girl Placing Her Hand On Her Chest.

It looks elegant in a way and it shows that she's a lady that is aware of how to protect herself, preventing from over-exposing her body.



5th place:

Girl Cleaning Up The Dishes

Imagine after a meal at your house, and you're watching your girl cleaning up in the kitchen. It gives a "homely" feeling, and you just want to give her a hug from the back~ (ok,i might have sounded a little twisted, but i hope you get the idea..)



4th place :

Wet look

Girls in a wet look appear appealing because their hair gets in the right place naturally with minimal effort to make them look smoking-hot. I guess that's why all actresses in Bollywood are usually in their wet-sarees most of the time?

Tips :
To maintain a wet look style, you dont have to get into the rain/shower/jump into a river all the time, you just need to apply a moisturizing agent on the hair and then make a sleek high ponytail. Apply a different styling product on the separate locks of the ponytail. :)



3rd place :

 Women's Smile

Well, they say that a women's smile is the best makeup in the world. I couldn't agree more. Besides, you'll feel happier if you smile more! :)



2nd Place :

 Girl Placing Her Hand Below Her Chin.

When a Girl does this, it brings in a sense that she is paying attention to what her man have to say in a conversation.

Tips : Tilting your head slightly and a smile is often very useful.




1st Place : 

Pushing Her Hair To The Back of Her Ear.

I personally think that, this is the most attractive body language of a girl. It makes a girl looks cute, elegant, tidy, very feminine, and.... it's just perfect! :)



Anyway, I believe that all the ladies out there have their own charms and are pretty in their unique way! Be focused on what want you want, be confident and definitely, you ladies will set off the charm within yourselves and attract your "Mr.Right". GOOD LUCK! :)






Take care,
Jimmy & West

A Question That A Man Has to Answer.

Dear readers, when you first see this topic, what's the first thought that pop up in your mind?
1. How to make billions? No.
2. How to get fitter? No.
3. How  to get rid of baldness? No.
4. Well, if you watch enough drama, you will come across this question very often, that is-----
"Who matters the most to you? Me? Your family? Your buddies? Your career?", asked by girlfriends/wifes.

Tricky enough right? But, you know how serious it can be if you don't answer it properly,right?!!


If YOU Choose :


1. Girlfriend/Wife

Yeah, happy ending, your girlfriend/wife will be pleased with your answer. However, honestly, is that really what you think? you are a "Yan Za"(Jerk) if this answer came from your heart and soul.

Your mum carried you for 9 months before you even know your girlfriend/wife, your dad worked so hard just to put food on the table. Think about the sleepless nights that your dad and mum went through just because you were awake at night and crying your heart out. All those latest gadgets, lavish clothes and luxury food were provided by our parents. It is your parents that taught you how to live a life, it is your parents that raised you to where you are today! If your answer is still your lover, please, you should drink a bottle of "Dettol"~



2. Parents/Family

If your answer is your parents, congratulations!! You are a good boy!! You appreciate and feel grateful to everything that was given to you by your parents.

Alright, you live with your parents, take care of them, be their good son. However, let's face the fact, your parents will never be with you as long as your life partner(wife) can.. they'll leave you one day, and you face the wall for the rest of your life.

You need to have your someone that is understanding, that is willing to go through thick and thin with you and get you through the rough patches of your life! Besides, we need SEX!! When we talk about sex, it is a necessity (unless you are a monk etc). Without it, life ain't complete!! So, if you  still choose parents, please do take care of your body, especially your hands, because you're going to use it very often especially on those lonely nights. ( if you get what i mean ;-) )



3.Buddies

What if your answer is buddies?  You end up feeling very "hong hui"(loneliness). I believe guys know what kind of feeling this is. It's like a free night, you're lying on bed, trying to think of someone, and you can't think of any!! Yeah, your mind is completely blank, and there isn't someone beside you, that you can hug tightly and share how was your day. There won't be anyone there to attend to your life! Concern about your health, your diet and your work........

Then why are friends so important to us?
We need someone we can joke around and talk crap with, someone to talk to when we encounter problems in a relationship , someone that will lend us a helping hand when our carreer is not going smooth and someone to watch a football match together at "mamak".......There're a lot of other things that can be done with friends, and it's always full of fun!!

Because a friendship is easygoing, you dont have to "tam"(humbug), you wont have to tell some lies like i love you forever and ever and ever. However, if they are the most important to you, get ready for "hong hui"(loneliness) to strike you "gao gao"(heavily).



4.Career

Everyone, undeniably needs a career. It's something that we have interest and passion in. It's a part of our life where we want to do well in, to achieve our aims in life. We need a career too, to earn the money to sustain our life. However, to do well in your career, it requires you to sacrifice a lot of time and effort in it..

Because of that, your lover complained because you have not been spending enough time with her, your family complained because you havent called home for quite some time, your buddies stop asking you out because you were absent on their outings a few times...





Yeah~ Everything is so damn important. None is really first place or last. Then what's the point of this article? it's pointless! Yup, you read it right, it's pointless!! Why should a girl ever ask a man this question?! What they expect us to answer?! "My love, you should have no doubt that you are the most important in my life"?

The truth is, the only kind of people that can tell you the answer to this question without faking it out is "xiao bai lian aka ruan fan wang"(gigolo) that is an orphan without friends.


Anyway, here are Jimmy and West's guides to this "no-answer" question :

• For girls, don't ever ask this kind of question. You'll never get the true answer or you'll get some kind of answer that will lead to a quarrel.

• For guys, if your lover ever asks you this question, please reply with this and only this answer, "My love, you should have no doubt that you are the most important in my life." =)

Take care,
Jimmy and West

Want To Be The World's Best Footballer? Learn How!

We watched a football match quite recently... it was the match between Real Madrid and Barcelona..
The game ended 1-1, draw...


Jimmy was betting on Barcelona while West was on Real Madrid's side..


Jimmy : "Come On, Real Madrid don't deserve that penalty! the defender tackled the ball not Marcelo's FAT leg!"
" Marcelo looks empty-headed with his ingenuous expressions!"
" his Afro looks silly!"
" he's like an ostrich running around the field without his brain"



West : " HAHA, Marcelo is 1 good actor!" "and Christiano too! haha, all those free-kicks!"

Then, spontaneously, we had an intuition that, to be a successful footballer, first, you must be an Oscar winning actor!


Footballers are superbly good actors especially when they want :
    *  A Penalty!
    * A free-kick
    * Fake an injury to waste some time
    * they know their team is losing and they fake an injury to get off the field so that they can blame the fault on other players!
and there're still many other reasons...

 Here's a video of some bad examples :

The Hot DUOS!

Hey dear readers out there! how're you guys doing? hope you guys are doing fine!! :)
Have you guys notice that duo bands have always been doing really well? and are very appealing? ( especially when there are 2 hot guys in the band!)
Don't believe me? Here are some examples...

If you're a fan of K.Pop :

TVXQ : YUNHO & CHANGMIN

 

 

If you're a fan of Taiwanese Singers:

 KANGTA & VANNESS

 

 

 

If you're from U.S :

 

3OH!3 : SEAN FOREMAN & NATHANIEL MOTTE

 

 

 

SEE? believe me? 

But, Now, there's a new DUO in the house! and they're so hot that they are taking on all the Duos above! =)

Dear readers, I present u----------- J&W :

J & W : JIMMY & WEST

P/s: Haha, This is just for laughs, hope we didnt offend anyone with this post! have a nice day!

 

 

 Take care,

Jimmy & West

 

 

Ye Man Nv You ( Savage Girlfriends)

Once, males are the dominant Homo Sapiens in the world. We are kings....Whatever we do, we're on the superior side. However, i'm deeply sad to say that the world has changed, females are gaining more and more authority, especially in relationships. Dont you agree dear male readers out there? your girlfriends are dominating, owning you and ain't shit you can do to win this "tug-of-war".


Privacy is the main affair where most guys are trying to fend for from their girlfriends, but truthfully, most of us tend to fail here terribly. Let's see how it is...

• Where ever we go, we must either SMS or call our girlfriend to inform them where we go, who is along, what are the activities, what's the time frame bla bla bla. A detailed "report" must be done. ( i don't even have to report this much to my mum! ). For more extreme cases, they will call us (or ask us to call them) so frequently just to know what are we eating, the precise location, the atmosphere. However, this is not the worst case, some mobile apps allow these control freaks (yr gf!) to track our location, which means we can't simply say that we are in the library while we are actually dancing with hot babes and drinking in the club!! We are living the lives of "fugitives" that are sought by "law officers". Where's the freedom?

• Does your gf checks your phone? your messages?Your call records? As long as you have a phone, I am pretty sure it's common to you.. This is not right!! where's the "trust" that we're talking about in a relationship? Although it's not like we're trying to do something behind our girlfriends' back (right, guys?haha ), but this is something private!! And since it's a conversation, it involves other people. When you allow your girlfriend to check on your phone, you're not only uncovering your own privacy but others too, which is definitely not fair to your buddies! And normally, the contents are just not meant for the ladies! It's just like a group of men sitting together in a restaurant, talking about money and woman(the only things that will bother man.haha.)

• Another thing that is really unpleasing is that your girlfriend asks for your password!! According to a survey conducted by ElcomSoft(http://www.net-security.org/secworld.php?id=8327), as high as 77% of internet users practice using the same password for different applications. This shows that once your girlfreind gets hold of your password, she has access to your facebook, email, and probably bank account too!! Alright!! Big victory for woman!! They know about our social group and financial status.

• Do you have fights with your girlfriend? how does it feels like? Let me guess...it feels like a forever-losing battle, right? No matter whether you're right or wrong, you are always at the losing end of this battle.. In the end, you are always the one that have to "tam" (cheer her up) and if you are not creative enough and you run out of ideas, the fight goes on.. and if you're not careful enough, your girl might leave u for good! dont u guys out there think that it's strenuous at times?? imagine if your girl has a bad temper, and you guys have fights every week? WHooH! imagine those violent words and the gravel in your gf's voice! "congrats" to those unlucky guys out there!  

Why are girlfriends doing this?! They claim this as a must for an quan gan(a feel of secure). Hence, whenever we don't give them a message or call on time, let them check through our phone for messages, give them our passwords, they will simply claim that we are not giving them enough an quan gan and ask for a break up!! Yeah, we love them. So we put a big tick on every items on the checklist and put our signature at the bottom and a happily forever after smile beside it and........i don't really see other choices left..............





 

Why A Puppy Love Is Puppy

I believe many of us are quite familiar with puppy love. It's a term used to define a relationship that commonly strikes those in the early teens or younger. It blooms without much thoughts and ends without much thoughts, it could have started with no reason and end without any reason at all and it's irrational at many times.



Why is it said to be irrational? consider this scenario...
You saw a girl that looks pretty hot, pretty funny and you had a crush for this girl, while she might not even acknowledge your existance!! Next, you try your best to find a way to approach her. You stalk her on facebook and blog like a maniac, so that you get to know more about her life and her mode. You ask her friends for her msn and phone number. You send her some stupid jokes and tell her your identity. If you are famous and good looking enough, she might reply you and you reply her and she reply you and .........After some time, this intense emotion between the both of you starts to grow!!  You chat on msn, comment on facebook and you try your best to attract her attention, by asking her how is she doing daily.


On the first page of this love story, the both of you will be so much in love with each other, There's a strong affection between the both of you where you feel like the both of you are bonded together, and this love story is likely to have a happy ending. However, is it so? Nah, there's a missing piece to complete this love-puzzle. As time passes, no matter how bright the future of this love you thought it could be, too bad, it's short-lived.. the reason behind this is simple, because you dont really know this very lover of yours well!! It's a digital world now, everything can online gao dim(done). You knew her through SMS, through Facebook, through MSN..... but before you start a relationship, did you spend some quality time with her where the both of you can have some face-to-face conversations? Do you look straight into her beautiful eyes passionately, and let her know that how much you love and cherish her when you talk to her? Do you really know what's the atmosphere when you two together? i don't think so~

The results are, from how i see it, most of these puppy-lovers walk together with an invincible "barrier" or "wall" between the both of them, sit together and they will be busying texting on their phone or looking at different directions when their lover is just right in front of them!!



 p/s: Doing nothing but staring somewhere far far away without any focus. Is this familiar to you?


However, despite all that, why is puppy love that memorable? Most people can hardly forget what they did for their puppy lover, what they had experienced together and all those sweet rememberings that they shared. The reason is yet simple, because puppy love is not COMPLICATED!! it's simple and sweet! You see, when we grow older and older, everything becomes perplexed. If you are to kao(chase after) a girl, you have to meet some requirements. You cant be a fresh grad, your father got to be a "gold mine", you cant be a clerk/office boy of a  company, you cant earn just ngam ngam(merely enough) for your living. All these can't be covered with no matter how many jokes. I guess that's the reason why the population of man is greater than woman. Because one man with lot of $$ can have a few women which is real real good, while most of us can only look at the computer screen stalking others profile, enving how perfect is others' lifes.




This is sad. Herald sweet puppy love!!

Take care,
Jimmy and West

Hot Babes

Recently, there are so many blogs around, that are so popular, gaining so much traffic, with thousands of followers be it on their blog or facebook. The reason behind all this popularity is because............

They are exposing so much "meat"! This is just unfair!




Dear readers, to be in the lead of everything, we, jimmy and west have something for you guys too. Enjoy.

 PS: This is not us okay? we're hot! (hope you guys like it XD )

Take care,
Jimmy and West

About Us

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• ( the list goes on and on...........)

Take care,
Jimmy and West

Guide to "Cam Cui"(get rid of) Love Rivals

I believe that everyone in some part of their lifes will come about a certain state of affairs where you dislike someone even though you barely know that person, and this fellow don't even know about your existence. 

But why you hate him/her? Well, because he/she STICKS around with the one you love too often!!!

What's the meaning of STICKS? They probably

• study in the same class

• work in the same office

• join the same club

• discuss a lot of stupid things(to them is some funny things) on facebook and keep commenting and liking each others posts on facebook where there is not even one inch for you to fit in.

• go to trips together

• live under the same roof(condo or apartment) and bla bla bla...

I believe one or two reasons up there is enough for you to curse this fellow to hell!! 

And~~what's next? WHAT?! There's no NEXT?! 

Because you want to be Mr. Nice Guy/Girl, you studied morale, you don't do bad things

(yeah,right .......)

Come on~!! I think u watch too much drama, there's no such thing as Mr Nice Guy/Girl wins! 

can u really swallow such a FRUS?!! let's face it! 

This just does not apply to the world these days. 

This is a competitive world. You have to compete for everything and anything you want!! 

It just like numerous predators hunt for one prey. They do everything to achieve what they want. According to Darwin's theory of evolution, this is survival of the fittest. And we human as the greatest species, we should and must do better than the "kam sao"(animal)!!

Alright, enough crap. Now here is the point.

1. Talk with your lover more often, and try your best to reach to certain deep talking instead of talking crap like joke and weather and all that.

One easy way to reach there is by asking, and you be the listener. Ask her how's her life recently, how's the works/studies, how's her friends. When it comes to friends, guide her to talk about your rival. Talk about his attitude, this is the most important thing. What you don't do is critic his attitude!! You should relax and joke around with his things. How this works is, you make your lover feel that your rival is a joker, not one with great sense of humour, but one who keep doing stupid things and is someone that is immature. 

2. Time to do some connections now.

Get closed to your lover's friends. Chat with them and "accidentally", talk about your rival. See what is their response. If they have a good impression towards him, talk some bad things about him!! This is simple, by just telling them this fellow is a sex maniac, keeps a lot of ham dai(porn) in his computer, even in a specified hard disk. I can assure you, most of the women will have an immediate gross feeling towards this guy. Anyway, do notice that you must tell them that this is what you heard from others, and beg them HARDLY not to tell anyone this thing!! Don't ever look down at the power of friendship, you can rest assure that they will definitely deliver your message nicely to your lover!!

 

3.Time to take some drastic moves. 

Try to get in touch with some of your hacker buddies and hack tis fellow's account either his/her facebook or email. Yeah, that's right! HACK IT! :) After that, you will have a whole lots of evil schemes to choose from, muahahaha..you can post some nude pictures and  better if there are porn videos or links on his/her profile, post some nasty comments or messages, flirt around with other girls/boys ( i think i will leave this to you aite? i'm sure u will come up with ideas better than this ).. Next, this is the crucial move, after things happened, make sure that u look like u are the last person to know... and it's time for u to put on your poker face! act like you are innocent and remember to add in the "keng dim"(golden) phrases : " i can't believe he/she is that     kind of person.. tsk..tsk.."  " i hope you are alright, next time, don't trust ppl that easily."


 

4. Start some psychological games with the "Kam Sao" (animal) 

When you are alone with your rival, just admit that you did everything. At this moment, your rival will definitely be furious, to add salt to the wound, tell friends that he's trying to accuse u and your acting skills come into play again..if you could just shed a few drops of tears, tat would be PERFECT!!! i believe you now understand how important is acting in our lifes.. 

as the saying goes " life is a stage, and we are all actors"- SHAKESPEARE     (hmm.. even SHAKESPEARE concorded with our theory!)

That's all dear readers! GOOD LUCK at "Cam Cui+ing"!!! Remember to comment if you succeeded! we wish you a long happy and sweet live with your beloved other-half!!






Take care,
Jimmy and West